You can get pregnant just walking through Queens Park there are so many stay at home mums and children, everywhere crawling on every surface. Children should be kept out of sight but oh well hell is other people, like Sebastien Horsely says “People should only take offense at people who are genuinely offensive – like [...]

My friend is late but I’m already feeling pissed off. Fighting your way through Harrods is a depressing experience. It’s full of WAGS, poor families on a day out and rich Muslims laden down with bags of makeup to wear under their burkas that no one will see. Harrods is so tacky, anyone who knows [...]

My favourite thing about America (apart from their ‘no questions asked’ full returns policy which people exploit to the max and is reason enough alone to pledge allegiance to the United States) is that you are never far away from a good slice of pie. There is nothing I love more in the world than [...]

The son of Sir Terence Conran and half brother to Jasper Conran, Tom Conran followed in his father’s footsteps and came up with four of my favourite restaurants including Tom’s Deli, Lucky 7, The Cow and Crazy Homies. Tom’s Deli was the first deli in a now heaving deli area but it is still the [...]

It should be made a rule that you cannot be stupid and slow, you must chose one or the other. I’m thinking this out loud as I stand in a long queue for gelato at Gelato Mio and a family of four kids in front is taking forever to choose. Why don’t parents realise that [...]

Don’t start, I know this isn’t an authentic caff but it’s going for the look of an authentic caff, so it qualifies for my ‘caff’ section. The food here isn’t great value for money, its expensive for what you get, I come here for the novelty of the place, I love the way it looks [...]

The interior of cinema one, which is the original theatre, is decorated in a Louis XVI manner and the auditorium still has the two original elliptically curved balconies. The ghost of a female cashier reputedly haunts the cinema. Legend has it that when she was caught fiddling the box office receipts and confronted by the [...]