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If they gave out ‘Buyer’ awards then Che (the buyer here) would win it. God they have so much great, great stuff, it’s expensive but so worth it. They were the first stockists in London of Cheap Monday jeans, or so I hear from The Captain. Now The Captain is NOT one of the beautiful people but I just LOVE ugly but well dressed people. I don’t know why it should be, but the sight of an attractive but ill dressed person MADDENS me…! Needless to say The Captain buys from here. Che gets in everything just before it becomes super fashionable and before everywhere else stocks it and its all gone just as the wider public latches on to it, this girl totally has a CLUE! I love their jewelery and accessories and oh crap, crap crap, I just spent too much money on some gold printed tights which I don’t think I’m brave enough to wear. I’ve got the sweats now (which I get when I over spend) and my hand is shaking as I hand over my card.
NB. On publishing this post I have yet to wear said tights, they haven’t left their box.